Description
This issue includes:
- The secret to getting that freshly burnt, watered-down-yet-potent Tim Hortons taste
- The decapitation of an annoying little pigeon
- Gangsta life in daycare
- Ninety-nine words devoted to facial hair
- Long-lost poetry by Axl Rose
- Fernando Pessoa, butchered
- A quote by Cicero taken completely out of context
- An incomplete recipe for vegan hummus
- Hypothermic suffering in a refrigerator
- PLUS: the lacklustre conclusion to a lunar odyssey