Issue 21


From the original creators of fake news comes a magazine guaranteed to have no impact on your democracy.



This issue includes:

  • The secret to getting that freshly burnt, watered-down-yet-potent Tim Hortons taste
  • The decapitation of an annoying little pigeon
  • Gangsta life in daycare
  • Ninety-nine words devoted to facial hair
  • Long-lost poetry by Axl Rose
  • Fernando Pessoa, butchered
  • A quote by Cicero taken completely out of context
  • An incomplete recipe for vegan hummus
  • Hypothermic suffering in a refrigerator
  • PLUS: the lacklustre conclusion to a lunar odyssey