“Here Kitty – let me pet your pretty fur”
No. I don’t think so. (Yawn)
This ledge is warm and I am busy watching my snack at play …
“Here puss puss puss”
Hmph. You weren’t so sweet when I brought you that juicy hoppy thing.
Your scream curdled my milk.
“Come and have a little pet now.”
Put me down you overgrown turnip!
If you’d left me the dignity of claws I’d scratch out your eyes.
“Doesn’t that feel nice then?”
As nice as nettles!
Get away from my tail you hairless hellcat! Here’s the itch. Here!
Oh yeah, that’s the spot …