From Miss February

Dear Hugh the Hefner man,
I like you a lot, especially the way you do not ask me to brush my teeth before going to bed. I remember how you quoted poetry, even without your dentures on. You said: Girls are like petals. They must be plucked. Willie Shakey, that’s the poet’s name, you said. Horticulture is his middle name. Oh, Heffy, you dirty old man.

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