Coattails

i want a cat
who can play the drums

all day long
the cat’s
up in his room
playing the drums
perfecting his craft,

or better yet
a cat
that can waterski

when the gang’s
all here
on a long summer dock
admiring
my waterskiing cat.

i want my cat to make it big
broadway, letterman, billboard big

his golden eggs
his charisma
i want the world
to want my cat

so i can ride
his coattails

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