So you want to be a shaman
Teach your wife to be a widow
How to disappear completely and never be found
How to be happy though married
Help! A bear is eating me
A cow is too much trouble in Los Angeles
Does God ever speak through cats?
Was Karl Marx a Satanist?
How green were the Nazis?
Sun-beams may be extracted from cucumbers,
but the process is tedious
NB: Composed entirely of titles in The Weird Book Room.