Beautiful Helen

Alfred asked Helen out on a date.

“I wouldn’t go out with you if you were the last man on earth!” she cried.

Determined to prove her wrong,

Alfred killed every other man,

and almost every other woman as well,

to better his chances.

His gambit worked; they were soon dating.

But he quickly found that he couldn’t perform;

he felt so guilty about having killed everyone.

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