Author Archive | Colin Stewart

In Private Quarters Our Neurosis Grows

In private quarters our neurosis grows and these are the blues which everyone knows when a full-length mirror inevitably shows the humiliation of trying on clothes. NASA thought they closed the deal but lunar lunacy would soon reveal that a detrimental moment was hard to conceal when Neil Armstrong slipped on a banana peel. Mick […]

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Navy Spheres

these past few months have got me thinking: i believe my pants are shrinking they have gotten tighter, wee-er (certainly they are less free-er) and it’s gotten to the point they are hurting all my joints but not just that, the worst of all is they’re clamping on my balls cutting off the circulation to […]

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