Author Archive | Calvin Schnurr

While You Were On Break

The oranges sprouted wings and bounced across your cash, Giving shouts of glee and squirting citrus everywhere. A regiment of chocolate-covered raisins escaped from their box, Leapt to the linoleum floor in formation and were promptly squashed and defeated. A python, bright green, dropped from the ceiling tiles and swallowed a roll of quarters, While […]

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