SCENE: The family room in the Cleaver household. The room is empty with the exception of Ward Cleaver who is leaning back in his easy chair, pipe at his side, intently leafing through a magazine called “Leather Bondage Boys.” Beaver comes in the front door and Ward jumps before throwing his magazine behind the chair. BEAVER: (excited) Hi, […]
Author Archive | Scott Leslie
Four Things You Should Never Do, According To Jim Croce
Tug on Superman’s cape Spit into the wind Pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger Hit a tree following takeoff
Here Comes the Flood
SCENE: Noah’s ark. Noah is seated at a rough wooden table, pouring over several charts. His wife Deidre is preparing their straw mattress, getting ready for bed. The soft roll of the ocean can be heard as night settles over their modest living quarters. NOAH: Nothing… Three months, twenty-three days, and still not one scrap of […]