Author Archive | Scott Leslie

Beaver Gets Downsized

SCENE: The family room in the Cleaver household. The room is empty with the exception of Ward Cleaver who is leaning back in his easy chair, pipe at his side, intently leafing through a magazine called “Leather Bondage Boys.” Beaver comes in the front door and Ward jumps before throwing his magazine behind the chair. BEAVER: (excited) Hi, […]

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Here Comes the Flood

SCENE: Noah’s ark. Noah is seated at a rough wooden table, pouring over several charts. His wife Deidre is preparing their straw mattress, getting ready for bed. The soft roll of the ocean can be heard as night settles over their modest living quarters. NOAH: Nothing… Three months, twenty-three days, and still not one scrap of […]

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