Author Archive | Thomas Hurst

Yo Freshly Shaved Man

Mmm hmm! Silky smooth skin. No scrape to escape, No furry face, No monkey mug, No chimp cheek, No ’stache to scratch, No beard to fear, Not a hair to beware, Cuz the fuzz was buzzed. He’s goatee-free, guaranteed; Feel for yourself, you’ll agree. He ain’t no whiskered mister, No hairy Henry, No hirsute galoot. […]

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