Author Archive | Margaret Fieland

Cocktail Party

You haven’t gained a pound More like ten or fifteen I’d have known you anywhere Just not here You don’t look a day older Several decades at least That hairdo is very pretty On someone else What a nice dress But not on you I loved the cheesecake Too bad it arrived spoiled I’m happy […]

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The sphere is the perfect shape for conserving heat, providing the least surface area per unit of volume, thus explaining why Santa lives at the North Pole.

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Monkey Business

I wondered just what species of monkey you had on your back so I went to the library to look. All the monkeys were too small. The chimps were the right size but the librarian said they were apes. Perhaps you are going ape instead.

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