One rarely thinks to install a defibrillator next to the toilet.
Author Archive | D'Artagnan
Rowing your boat gently down a stream won’t make your marriage any closer to a dream. Especially if your children come with you.
Dr. Seuss was my favorite poet but I wouldn’t trust him to cure my colitis.
Richard Burton embalmed himself with scotch. You would too if Michael Jackson was your wife’s best friend.
The Trojans didn’t wear condoms. Apparently, neither did your parents. We all make mistakes.
Poetic ramblings from a twisted monkey: Two chicken balls and one egg roll do not make a reproductive organ
Poetic ramblings from a twisted monkey: Alexander conquered the known world only to be murdered in cold blood by a mosquito.
Yellow snow comes in many flavours. Swiss chocolate increases your libido.
Brian Wilson lay in bed while Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.