Super Mario introduced a generation of kids to magic mushrooms. Donkey Kong was not a donkey.
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Priscilla Presley didn’t kill the king
One rarely thinks to install a defibrillator next to the toilet.
Never trust a man who re-corks his wine
Rowing your boat gently down a stream won’t make your marriage any closer to a dream. Especially if your children come with you.
The Jolly Green Giant had big green nipples
Dr. Seuss was my favorite poet but I wouldn’t trust him to cure my colitis.
Richard Burton embalmed himself with scotch
Richard Burton embalmed himself with scotch. You would too if Michael Jackson was your wife’s best friend.
Mr. Peanut was an elegant dresser
The Trojans didn’t wear condoms. Apparently, neither did your parents. We all make mistakes.
Ezra Pound was not a woman
Poetic ramblings from a twisted monkey: Two chicken balls and one egg roll do not make a reproductive organ
They don’t serve breakfast at Tiffany’s
Poetic ramblings from a twisted monkey: Alexander conquered the known world only to be murdered in cold blood by a mosquito.
I’ve had limited success with penal enlargement emails
Yellow snow comes in many flavours. Swiss chocolate increases your libido.
Yoko On was my favourite beach boy
Brian Wilson lay in bed while Neil Armstrong walked on the moon.