Author Archive | Nicolas Blessett

Jesus Christ: Merchandising Genius

INT. God’s office, 5 BC: God sits at a large oak desk in his brightly lit office. Behind him is a lovely panoramic view of downtown heaven, seventh level. Or maybe it’s the fourth or fifth. Who the hell cares? It’s a nice view — it’s fucking heaven. God speaks on the phone. God: Look, […]

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