Author Archive | Laura L. Benn

I’m Just Saying (Dot, Dot, Dot)

Everybody hates their feet, They have to, they stink. Armpits, however, are manageable, So are runny noses, they don’t have feet. Good thing, because the stench would kill us. Elbows on the table are impolite, Silent farting is preferred, Except in elevators, Because crap music deserves some accompaniment. Preposterous is not ancestral to the modern […]

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