Author Archive | Jackie Bateman

Felt Caps & Plumpy Cushions

I smashed someone’s face in today. It all started because of those bastard letters made out of wood, make to look like distressed metal. They don’t spell anything – they’re just giant single letters and people put one or two of them on their wall – or worse, they lean them on a shelf. If […]

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Yoga Goosing

The yoga instructor put her fingers in my bottom; I didn’t know what to think. She was older, with overly long grey hair, and she should not have been wearing turquoise tights. But at first she seemed so calm and understanding, her head tilted to one side when she smiled at us, like she was […]

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