Sincere but Disenchanted Teacher Who Thinks Kinko’s is a Better Gig:
OK guys, take out a sheet of paper. Today we’re going to write plans for the future.
Sheltered Girl with Alcoholic Grandmother that is Loads of Fun:
Can I have two puppies instead of that nasty gerbil I got for my birthday?
Sincere but Disenchanted Teacher Who Will Apply to Kinko’s that Afternoon:
Sure Deborah. Always think outside of the box.
Mediocre Peewee Football Player Destined to Suffer Severely Damaged Expectations:
Oooh, I want to be a firefighter like my uncle!
Sincere but Disenchanted Teacher Who Will Have to Keep Her Teaching Job and Work at Kinko’s Simultaneously in Order to Supply Groceries for Herself and Aging Cat:
Excellent Tomas. But guys, don’t forget to include crippling student loan debt, a nervous economy, divorce, and unrealistic expectations for plastic surgery.
Entire Class:
We didn’t.

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