Che Guevara had a fashionable visage
Winston Churchill smoked foot long cigars
Bulldogs tend to drool when they walk
Large jowls are considered sexy in China
That the bird flu is in Turkey is somewhat ironic
Two chicken balls and one egg roll do not make a reproductive organ
It’s impossible to increase the length of your penis
By altering the sound of your Honda’s exhaust pipe
Diesel fumes have an intoxicating aroma
Gucci Gucci Goo would make for a great baby perfume
Italian sausages go well on pizza
Leonardo was my favourite Ninja Turtle
The Mona Lisa looks like a man
Ezra Pound was not a woman
A loony is a form of currency
Jack Nicholson flew over the cuckoo’s nest
I do not like green eggs and ham
But I do like the waffles at Sam’s Deli
Burnt toast goes well with seizures
Maple syrup should not be used in lieu of body paints
Especially with furry men
I am not a hobbit
But I do have hairy feet
