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Christine Whyte

Christine Whyte has spent 44 years cultivating a small haggis croft in Lewis. Her abuse of whiskey-related products eventually led to her burning the croft down. Now she lives in London, stalking the foggy streets seeking a haggis of her own.

The Chronology of a Valentines Day as Chronicled by Adolf

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Underneath 77 Wilhelmstrasse, February 14th, 1945 As Russian guns pound Berlin into rubble, Adolf is hoping for a pounding of his own. But Valentine’s Day in the Fuhrerbunker is proving trickier than he imagined… 8:00 am – Woken up by Goebbels clattering a breakfast tray around and singing ‘Love can build a bridge.’ Scheisse! Just [...]