Brian Phillip Whalen This Party, On or Near the Couch 616 Billy Sunday Rd., Apt. 209 Ames, IA 50014 (540) 333-4611 Dear Attractive Woman, Please consider my date “Dinner at Café Shi, Followed by a Chocolate Milk” for acceptance in your Monday evening. I am currently a student in the M.F.A. program in creative dating [...]