Rhian Waller

Rhian Waller is an avid reader, writer and pedant. In her spare time she sometimes accidentally hits herself in the face with her poi, which she is not very good at using.

Mark Durley

My muscular manfriend Mark Durley, is thick-necked and really quite burly. But with makeup and skirt, and a perfumy squirt, he’ll be confusingly hairy and girly.