It sparkled and glinted all snug in my cave, The treasure I took, they couldn’t save. From Fairies in the north and Gnomes in the south, they couldn’t protect themselves from the fire in my mouth. They shot arrows at me after I’d made my haul, but my hide was too thick, they didn’t pierce [...]

I fished Goblin Point once late in the day, Where the big fish swim and like to play, As I waited, I heard beneath me mutterings of the Goblins and Gremlins lodged in the sandy bank, Just before a huge toothy fish swallowed my worm, hook and shank, He took the bait, and I struggled [...]