Josh Stewart

Josh Stewart is an adamant wearer of hats, singer of songs, walker on sidewalks and eater of sushi. He is currently finishing an English and philosophy degree at the University of Toronto. After that he plans to undertake more impractical, useless pursuits.

All My Advice

It sparkled and glinted all snug in my cave, The treasure I took, they couldn’t save. From Fairies in the north and Gnomes in the south, they couldn’t protect themselves from the fire in my mouth. They shot arrows at me after I’d made my haul, but my hide was too thick, they didn’t pierce [...]