Andy Schwaderer

Andy Schwaderer is a celebrated masochist who delights in the eternal plight of authors: moving mountains of jumbled words into patterns deemed publishable. In his spare time, he is employed by the US Air Force as a pilot. He enjoys writing short stories and humorous pieces, and currently lives in Sacramento, California.

Unsuccessful Christmas Songs and DVD’s

A Wiccan Country Christmas: Volumes I & II Have Yourself a Merry Little Methamphetamine The Mormon Tabernacle Choir and Jay-Z in Back to the Basics: A Christmas Rap Songs from the Heartland: Moldovan Gift Chants Give a Lump: Featured Christmas Advertising Ditty Brought to You by the Coal Industry The Atheist Castrati Singers Present December [...]

Modesty

I am a modest person. With that being said, I can state factually (without bragging, mind you) that my survival skills and outdoor knowledge run the full gamut of al fresco events—from alpine to zoology. As I always say upfront and without any fanfare: I’ll get us there and back, as long as a situation [...]