Calvin Schnurr

Calvin Schnurr lives in Toronto. He likes baseball more than soccer, only trusts infielders, and slides headfirst.

While You Were On Break

The oranges sprouted wings and bounced across your cash, Giving shouts of glee and squirting citrus everywhere. A regiment of chocolate-covered raisins escaped from their box, Leapt to the linoleum floor in formation and were promptly squashed and defeated. A python, bright green, dropped from the ceiling tiles and swallowed a roll of quarters, While [...]