Fortunato Salazar

Fortunato Salazar is a teenager, writer and couch surfer living in Los Angeles. His work has appeared in a number of journals including McSweneeney's and Monkeybicycle.

The Wire: A Fragmentary Postmortem

NT. MAJOR CRIMES UNIT FREAMON: Damn it, Jimmy, what’s wrong with you? Stop denying the obvious! If you don’t believe me, measure your deep rectal temperature and calculate Henssge’s nomogram. Even given the most conservative estimates of the rate of body cooling, no way you’ve been among the living for at least 12 months. McNULTY: [...]