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Mark Rooke

Mark Rooke has a background in advertising but a general disregard for boundaries. He has been writing short humor pieces since he was old enough to put foil in electrical outlets. He lives in Marietta, Georgia.

The 1999 PGA Championship, Interrupted

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Announcer 1: Welcome back to ESPN’s live coverage of the PGA Championship. Tiger’s performance during this tournament has been pretty spotty so far — he’s got a rough round ahead of him today if he wants to come out ahead of Sergio on the leader board. Announcer 2: Definitely. He’s made up a lot of strokes, but [...]