Patrick O'Leary

Patrick O'Leary has been writing for years, but has only recently started submitting his work to online and print publications. Some might know him as the winner of a Haiku contest at Poetry.com, others might not. He lives in Old Bridge, New Jersey.

Dr. Calamity’s Outline for a Speech to the United Nations

Introduction A. Address the audience – If there are men and women, make sure to say, “Ladies and Gentlemen of the United Nations.” Otherwise, just say “Gentlemen.” B. Capture you audience’s attention with a joke or anecdote – Tell them the one about what’s in Superman’s sink. After I say “A Super Bowl!” make sure to pause [...]