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Jeremy Hanson-Finger

Jeremy Hanson-Finger recently left journalism school after realizing its ideals of objectivity and rigorous discipline were at odds with his dream of being a Doctor of Gonzo Journalism. He enjoys being used by concrete imagery and also a good bagel from time to time.

The Three Little Prigs

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Contrary to popular belief, Rumpelstiltskin did in fact eat the Queen’s firstborn; Sleeping Beauty never woke up; and Cinderella’s foot didn’t fit the glass slipper. So why all the lies? In this winning submission to The Fairy Tales à la Feathertale Contest, Jeremy Hanson-Finger may have found the answer to this most ponder worthy of [...]