Now this is a long process and it won’t come easy, but if you will insist on eating grilled cheese sandwiches while you scramble through your essay at 2 a.m. then you’re going to have to face it. Mmm, grilled cheese sandwiches: Crispy-brown on top and that satisfyingly mushy, greasy filling… Ahem, so that’s exactly [...]

So. Bob Dylan, Beethoven and the Pope are on a bus. A pink one. With red swirls. Oh, and there’s God, but he’s more omnipresent, obviously. Anyway, that’s not important. So Bob’s droning on about man against the world, words as power, the usual garbage, Beet’s got some bee in his ear-piece over the expressive [...]