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Andrew Forbes

Andrew Forbes is a hack who spends his days churning out movie reviews and newsletters to a largely disinterested audience. He lives with his wife, thief baby daughter, a blue dog and a white car.

Reasons I Write

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1. I suck at math. 2. I sunburn easily. 3. To inspire the gauzy adoration of young men. 4. To arouse the dewy fawning of young women. 5. So that my doubting elders, while seated in stiff leather chairs, are moved to snap shut a hardcover copy of my first collection of stories, issue a [...]