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Alison Davey

Allison Davey trained with the Taliban for seven years before turning to writing after she realized the Warlord market was over-saturated. She currently resides in Toronto where she is an expert of Hobo Theory, Cryptozoology, 1960's Sitcoms, and is a Severe Hottie. Did we mention - she doesn't like cats.

A Love Letter to Taco Bell

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Dear Taco Bell, Jesus Fucking Christ, how great are you?  I don’t want to start any blasphemous rumours, but I think that maybe you might be bigger than Jesus and the Beatles combined. You know what; I’m going to go there. You ARE bigger than Jesus and the Beatles, but only because three of those [...]