Nick Aveling

Nick Aveling is a hack from Toronto. He is too short to succeed in any meaningful way, and slightly too tall to reap the benefits of a Napoleon Complex.

Media Advisory: Ugly Breakup to Take Place in Food Court

November 9, 2008 TORONTO, ONTARIO — (Mediawire – Nov. 9, 2008) – Later this afternoon, I will initiate an ugly public breakup in front of dozens of smirking teenagers and bewildered Asian tourists. Among the grievances I will outline, at a volume that would make my mother ashamed and that I’m sure to later regret, [...]