2010 Monkey Banters

April • Proverbs don't always make sense

2009 Monkey Banters

September • I don’t read Playboy in the shower for the articles
December • All old people are intrinsically racist

2008 Monkey Banters

April • Contrary to popular belief the French flag is not white
June • An oxymoron is not a retarded bull
December • Dwarves make for poor cannonballs in times of war

2007 Monkey Banters

January • There aren’t any muffin men living on Drury Lane
April • Thomas Crapper didn't invent the toilet
November • Creamed corn is always in season

2006 Monkey Banters

January • Yoko Ono was my favourite Beach Boy
February • The kingdoms of Europe should be mindful of Danny Devito
March • They don't serve breakfast at Tiffany's
April • Ezra Pound was not a woman
May • Mr. Peanut was an elegant dresser
June • Richard Burton embalmed himself with scotch
July • The Jolly Green Giant had big Green Nipples
August • Never Trust a Man Who Re-Corks His Wine
September • Priscilla Presley didn’t kill the king
November • Casinos with flashy lights are paradise for Floridians with plastic gardens